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Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out? Linda Barrett: A quart or so. Spicoli on phone : Taps head with shoe "Hear that? Can you guess what it is? That was my skull! I'm so wasted! Kiss me. You won't regret it.

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. Isn't this great? Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice. And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. Mike Damone: I woke up in such a great mood today. Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is.

There's that guy from the stereo store.